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Debra Wagner's avatar

Santa’s going to need a bigger inkwell. Love it!

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BJones's avatar

And a lot more paper!

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Debra Wagner's avatar

Yes!!

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Glenn Farnham's avatar

How many more beautiful (and environmentally friendly...) trees need be sacrificed for this list to be nearly completed?!

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Phil E.   NC's avatar

Santa would use Bamboo paper, cause he's that kind of good guy.

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Cheryl P.'s avatar

We’re gonna need a bigger forest!

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Margot Goldsmith's avatar

Poor Santa will have a major case of writer’s cramp.

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Sue From 28803's avatar

And a pint of good beer!

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Joe Tye's avatar

more likely a gallon ;-)

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June  Kahn's avatar

Make that a barrel!

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GJ Loft ME CA FL IL NE CT MI's avatar

IF only this was a complete list it would be awful, but it's far from complete says Mr. Obvious.

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Jim Leach's avatar

Bove

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Ann Telnaes's avatar

Ah- yes.

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klotzilla's avatar

Bongino

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klotzilla's avatar

Wiles

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klotzilla's avatar

Blanche

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June  Kahn's avatar

Bovino? Cows deserve better than that name.

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Spencer $ Sally Jones's avatar

Please let’s not forget the snake in the grass, Roger Stone.

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Ann Telnaes's avatar

Oh, yeah.

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June  Kahn's avatar

Oops! I thought he'd already overstayed his welcome and was thankfully dead!

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Spencer $ Sally Jones's avatar

No such luck. He advised DT to pardon the man who bragged about bringing a thousand pounds of cocaine to the US.

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Sharon Herrick's avatar

Wiles. Martin. Mitch McConnell. Aileen Cannon. Tuberville. Lindsay Graham. Tucker Carlson.

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Ann Telnaes's avatar

I can't believe I forgot Graham.

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Yolanda Marie's avatar

Yes, South Carolina's shameful addition to the US Senate. But we are excited to have a female pediatrician running against the scumbag!

SC has a chance to move away from corruption with Dr Annie Andrews!

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June  Kahn's avatar

Go, Dr Andrews!!

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John Sherwood's avatar

And Tuberville

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Didrik's avatar

Little Marco, too, taking his cues from Lindsay Graham: 'This is how we do it...'

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Charles G Haacker's avatar

"Yertle" McConnell made this entire Trumpian debacle possible. 🤮🤯😤🤬

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LYNN COOK's avatar

My personal. favorite for the BENEDICT. ARNOLD.NOBEL..PRIZE...???

MC CONNELL.! 😱😱

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Michael Hertz, MD, MPH's avatar

took the words out of my mouth!

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justin SG's avatar

Definitely McConnell

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June  Kahn's avatar

The list goes on and on!

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Beverly Marcus's avatar

Some tech bros: Peter Thiel (Vance’s enabler), Mark Zuckerberg, etc.

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June  Kahn's avatar

I went to sleep for a few hours and the list grew monsterously! Thanks. Keep it up, my friends! You are in my thoughts and prayers.

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Doug Tarnopol's avatar

Make that scroll into toilet paper and you’ll make a million by New Year’s Day.

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Kathryn Pierce's avatar

🤣🤣❤❤❤❤ I'd buy that! Several rolls, even. Woo hoo!

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justin SG's avatar

Great idea Doug! I forwarded it to:

Eco-friendly Household Products | Who Gives A Crap US https://share.google/FcgBo9KPbr4hkGxsl

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Didrik's avatar

To reach the widest marketing audience, the idea could be sent to "Who _takes_ a crap?"

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Audrey Eve's avatar

Tucker Carlson, Todd Blanche

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Ann Telnaes's avatar

Yes & yes

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John Headley's avatar

De Santis

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Ann Telnaes's avatar

yes

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Susan Marchus's avatar

Abbott, Paxton, Cruz, Cornyn…

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Ann Telnaes's avatar

Yes to all

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June  Kahn's avatar

Oh my gosh! How could I leave my beloved fellow Texans off that list! Thanks for reminding me!

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Al Fulton's avatar

Homan

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Ann Telnaes's avatar

Yes

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DonP's avatar

ICE "agents"

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ASBermant's avatar

Speaker Johnson - he's been a naughty little boy

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Ann Telnaes's avatar

On there.

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ASBermant's avatar

My bad - eyes (and brain) glazed over reading the long list of miscreants.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Jay Kuo called him ‘Squeaker Johnson’ in his piece today!

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Charles G Haacker's avatar

"Squeaker" Johnson! OMG, that is above and beyond perfect, and why didn't I think of it? 🤣😂😍👍👍👍

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Where I grew up a ‘squeaker’ was a high-pitched fart in church…

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June  Kahn's avatar

I actually laughed out loud with that one! Thank you!

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June  Kahn's avatar

Loved the misnomer!

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June  Kahn's avatar

Amazing that such a little man could cause so much havoc!

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Didrik's avatar

Well, Trump loved him in that role because he looks the part, can't think for himself, has a Trump loyalty card on his keyring, and will fit in perfectly well at Fox Stuff network after he gets booted from the House.

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June  Kahn's avatar

I'll be thrilled if he winds up on Fox because I can only bear 15

minutes every other day watching the Fox FOOLS! Obviously I prefer CNN for accurate facts, not the idiot mouthpieces at Fox FOOLS masquerading as legitimate correspondents.

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Kathryn Oakley's avatar

Spank him!

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June  Kahn's avatar

No spanking because he might enjoy that.

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Anne's avatar

Well, clearly there are plenty of candidates. In fact, I think that list could be easily twice as long. Merry Christmas, Ann!

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Christine Tachner's avatar

Bovino the tiny ICE Nazi

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Toby Dye's avatar

Absolutely--he is back on the SW side of Chicago bright and early this morning, wreaking havoc...

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Cheryl Steiger's avatar

😡😡😡, says Cheryl from Chicago!

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Rita Hayen's avatar

Susie Wiles.

Republican Senators.....we're gonna need a longer piece of paper and lots of coal!

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John Crowe's avatar

Excellent list, Ann. I tried to think of some additions, but I think you covered the waterfront of the most naughty. May they all get their lumps of coal. They deserve it and worse.

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