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Doug Tarnopol's avatar

It’ll be interesting to see, first, if we have a fair election and, second, what, if anything we do about it if we don’t.

Ann Dixon's avatar

We do the work now to make sure our numbers are overwhelmingly large. Can’t be a passive bystander.

Craig Shumaker's avatar

I'm ready for the American Revolution 2.0. I have a Daisy Red Rider carbine a la A Christmas Story. All I need are the BBs. A friend said, I'd shoot my eye out.....Ha. only in the movies.

Send Double Diaper Don a dozen White Castle sliders....cheeseburger poisoning. And send whiskey breath Pete a bottle of Jim Beam... Cheaper than Jack Daniels.

Mary Roeser's avatar

Nope send Pistol-Packing Petey a case of rotgut. It’ll serve him right.

Joe Bacon's avatar

Oh just give him a bottle of Kash Patel's Private Stash!

Joe Bacon's avatar

The only thing missing is a giant sized Mr. T Gold Cross, er, "KKKross" hanging around Drunk Ass Pete's neck!

Mary Gilbert's avatar

Right on target, Ann 🎯

Robert N Abernethy's avatar

Could not be a better comment on the hollowness of their brags.

Dave Parker's avatar

W did a better job! (Mission Accomplished!) Good one, Ann.

Joe Bacon's avatar

Please note this Gold Star father dissents from that...since my son was killed in Iraq AFTER that liar pulled his little stunt with the plane...

Dave Parker's avatar

Quite right. Apologies. My comment was not intended by any stretch to mean W did a GOOD job. His stunt was deplorable. I only meant to call out how much worse the current loser is.

Dale Steele's avatar

OMG, I literally have tears running down my cheeks from laughing.

Mike B.'s avatar

So little winning... so much whining.

Cathy Beattie's avatar

There needs to be a LOVE button to click! This is great!

retrofocus80's avatar

Thank you 🙏 Ann this is so true you made it come to life in your work !!

Joe Bacon's avatar

Oh she sure did. Ann just didn't hit another home run with this.

She hit the ball so hard it escaped Earth's gravity!

Pamela Lamont's avatar

not far from a cargo cult. Primitive people believing nonsense.

BigDaddy52's avatar

Well, cargo cults had amazing $hit 'falling from the sky'. Magats get bull$hit raining from on high.

Roger Fradenburgh's avatar

I would gladly pay to see Orange Jenius stuffed into a Lockheed S-3GWB (George W. Bush autograph model) with Pete (Hic)seth at the controls, attempting to land on a U.S. carrier in the Persian Gulf. It would break revenue records on Pay-Per-View.

Arkansas Blue's avatar

Love this comment! 1 million likes.

The Unk's avatar

Shrek: "Well, let me put it this way. Men of Lord Donald Farquaad’s stature are in 'short' supply."

Donkey: "I dunno, Shrek, there are those who think "little" of him!"

George Costanza: "He's certainly well-schooled in the art of shrinkage!"

😉😁😄

Elisabeth Birker's avatar

Right?!!! Sooo good!!! That Ann knows what she is doing❣️

COL Mustard's avatar

Love the orange facepaint on T*ump. Also the scowl on SECDEF's face. I can't refer to him as SECWAR.

Sharon Herrick's avatar

Today it feels as if DJT THE GLUTTON has swallowed us whole, like we're all down in the stomach of a terrible monster, trying to work our way out before the stomach acid can do its job. As I recall, if the film I'm remembering is any indication, the monster doesn't survive swallowing the heroes. It turns out to be a true short-term excursion, after all. A happy thought.

Terry Cook's avatar

Unrealistic image. Flight suits don't come in King Jumbo Size.

Kathryn Pierce's avatar

Of COURSE he had it custom made. You don't think he'd be seen in anything just off-the-shelf, do you? There are probably secret compartments for Big Macs and chicken nuggets, too.

And Kegsbreath is wearing a girdle.

Terry Cook's avatar

I wasn't aware Men's Warehouse sold military costumery.

BigDaddy52's avatar

Spirit Halloween store.

Terry Cook's avatar

Great move, going low.

Elisabeth Birker's avatar

Kegsbreath is wearing a codpiece 😂😂