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Thomasi McDonald's avatar

If Jesus returned tomorrow, the ICE people would detain him.

SLMontgo's avatar

Absolutely! Because he is brown and speaks a foreign language.

The Unk's avatar

…and poor, with no documentation.

Therry Neilsen-Steinhardt's avatar

Ironic, when you consider that John refers to him as the Logos, the literal Word. He wrote the book!

Kathleen Pirquet's avatar

Absolutely, and moreover, because he would immediately "overturn their tables" and "cast them out of the temple", because Jesus was very clear about his principles and those who ignore, reject, or pervert them.

mackb909's avatar

If Jesus returned tomorrow, a lot of people pretending to be "Christians" would find themselves screaming in agony as their faces melted, "Raiders of the Lost Ark"-style.

William Gaboda's avatar

Christian? CHRISTIAN?! Applying that label to that monster is an insult to Jesus!

Sandra Hardie's avatar

She's even an insult to atheists!

Arkansas Blue's avatar

All the atheists I know are much better people than any of these self-proclaimed "christians."

Jay Jay Eh's avatar

Yep. Handsome IS as handsome does.

‘By their works ye will know them.’ Matt. 7:16

C. Killion's avatar

Noem is a poor excuse for a woman.

Arkansas Blue's avatar

There are MILLIONS of so-called christians your label applies to. They are all members or voters of the fascist party.

LYNN COOK's avatar

First time to see the repulsicans aptly called " members or voters of the fascist

party " , Arkansas.Blue !

Catchy , heh wot ? Think you've come up.with a real gem ! KUDOS A BUNCH.👏👏

Arkansas Blue's avatar

Thanks. I've been calling them that for a while now, as there is no other term to aptly describe them.

Debra Wagner's avatar

Love this comparison to Aimee Semple McPherson - another bullseye 👏

Leonard Foonimin's avatar

too true, but I fear one needs to be of a certain age cohort to get it

LYNN COOK's avatar

So, Leonard...we both got it , didn't we ???.🤗

LYNN COOK's avatar

Cut me some slack, Therry....please!

You, my dear are young , had to use the evil implement..GOOGLE...GOGGLE...?

I ...on the other hand had to dig the answer down.deep out of the dregs of a nonogenarian, spider webbed ( overdrawn ) memory bank...my " bank balance " may be low....but my.spirit & my heart are forever in this fight for Democracy...' till the bank balance reads " Overdrawn 🤗"

Michael Murphy's avatar

Not exactly chopped liver, but StartPage is a lot better. At least StartPage doesn't track and sell your information.

Therry Neilsen-Steinhardt's avatar

Thanks! Unfamiliar with alternatives and appreciate the suggestion.

Jeff Lazar's avatar

I always enjoy asking my Christian friends what Jesus would think about taking from the poorest among us and redistributing the wealth upwards. I never get an answer. Anyone know??

stuffin's avatar

They no longer use the term WWJD, because they do not practice what Jesus did, nor can they do what Jesus would do. Not even close.

LYNN COOK's avatar

Amen...stuffin! AMEN !

LYNN COOK's avatar

What a excellent choice , Jeff ! Kindy said...but with rapier wit !

Bravo, Sir....👏👏

Michael Murphy's avatar

@ Jeff Lazar

Run a web search on "Prosperity Gospel." The Wikipedia article does a good job of explaining it, but there's a lot of other stuff that shows up, too.

t4Ms's avatar

Terrifying—especially in your telling. It’s the eloquence of your style that makes it so effective against the ugliness of these monsters. Thanks as always, you truly are a gift :)

Claudia Allred's avatar

SisterKristi would send Jesus straight to Cecot. No due process, no questions answered.

Mary Roeser's avatar

There is nothing in any way, shape, or form that is Christian about ICE Barbie or her goons. There is nothing non-Christian about them either. There is nothing pagan about them. There is nothing agnostic or atheist about them. They are an abomination.

The Unk's avatar

The Book of Revelation is notoriously incomplete. It omits the chapter on Satan’s most heinous offspring - the Auntie Kristi. 👹

Dar's avatar

Amazing how so many trump people are in serious need of psychiatric treatment and/or imprisonment- or both

Rita ryack's avatar

They are missing the empathy gene. Narcissistic and not very bright.

Kristen Tikkanen's avatar

Must be the Sisterhood of the Felonius One.....no true Christian could be so sadistic or lacking in truth and virtue. Karma is watching....and waiting.

C. Killion's avatar

Karma never forgets, always collects.

stuffin's avatar

Christianity is the bold face lie they use to cover up their atrocities.

And that drawing gives me a creepy feeling we are not far from the New Crusades.

Terri Merz's avatar

Noem is so disgusting.

Maurice L. Mitterling's avatar

The high priestess of thuggery!

Audrey Eve's avatar

Ha!

"The Christian teachings of Kristi Noem"--an oxymoronic phrase right there, if there ever was one!

Stephen Brady's avatar

The modern theofascist christians are more like the members of the Cult of Kali in India in the 1800s - they were called 'thuggees' - hence the English word 'thugs'. Mayhap we should b calling her 'Kali Kristie'?

Jonni's avatar

The cult of the Klan. The slave master’s religion.

John M Dooley's avatar

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false and by the rulers as useful." ~~ Seneca the Younger

Susan C Shea's avatar

The god who would bless them is no god I would respect.

Jay Jay Eh's avatar

Small ‘g’ powerful human gods are the only ones blessing them.

The one actual God has ‘reserved a day of judgement’ for such ones.

— 2 Peter 3:7