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Archer Macy's avatar

The doctor should be using a proctoscope, and is looking in the wrong end…

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Ann Telnaes's avatar

Well, good point.

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Roger Fradenburgh's avatar

Agree, but the doctor would have to take a number and wait his turn. Lindsey Graham, Mike Johnson, Fox News, Columbia University, and the heads of several major law firms are in line ahead of him, ready to pucker up.

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Magee's avatar

How can you tell which end you have? He talks out of both!

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Michael Murphy's avatar

The difference between his talk and flatulence is practically nonexistent.

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Amy Cohen's avatar

That is a proctoscope. Going exactly where it’s meant to.

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The Unk's avatar

He’s looking in the correct end.

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Martin Reiter's avatar

I heard that Orange is up for his annual physical. My crystal ball says that the results will show that he is healthier than anyone in the history of physicals. So healthy. Many people are saying that. Just yesterday, a doctor came up to him and said, “Sir, how do you stay so healthy?”

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

With tears in his eyes. . .

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SPW's avatar

He also aced his 5 minute brain test for his 5 minute brain 🧠.

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Margaret Rivera's avatar

probably healthier specimen than the doctor had EVER seen!! he was the healthiest man in the world and the doctor had never seen anything like it!! Probably due to his amazing golf swing!!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Will all of his labs be positive again?

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David Gardiner's avatar

His labs have never been more positive, Stephen, although he may be holding his chart upside down.

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David Gardiner's avatar

Prosaic praise for his purported prowess, Martin.

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Denise Wallace's avatar

Stay safe and look forward to your postings from "on the road"!

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Charles G Haacker's avatar

Oh, Ann, there are so many precious things to note here that I can't list them all, but one of note is you have realized him as having tiny feet as well as tiny hands! The demon uvula is a super nice touch. Do you really think it's syphilis? Oh, My!

Take care in your travels. I worry that you might not be able to reenter our country.

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Kathleen Pirquet's avatar

Canada would LOVE to welcome you, if worse comes to worst!! They have a sense of humor and good government, unlike the current occupier of the Oval Office and his unwholesome minions.

Just sayin'...

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Ann Telnaes's avatar

I was just in Vancouver for a short trip and people were so kind.

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Michael's avatar

Wear a mask when entering the airport, through the airport, while aboard the plane, and while at the airport of your destination. Be safe.

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Ann Telnaes's avatar

Always!

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Mary Roeser's avatar

Safe travels to you!!

P.S.: Love Satan hiding in the Convicted Felon's mouth!! Good job!!

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Archer Macy's avatar

Safe travels and safe home!

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Skepticat's avatar

True, true, true

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Jeff Lazar's avatar

Be careful...I fear the potential issue will not be overseas but when you attempt to re-enter the USA.

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Maurice L. Mitterling's avatar

Good luck, Ann! Watch out for flying tariffs!

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Rosemary Siipola's avatar

Safe travels.

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Sue From 28803's avatar

Is that the devil 😈 I see way down his throat??

Stay safer, stay masked while on mass transit. And for heavens sake, try to find some time for a glass of wine on some palazzo somewhere. 😉😉😁

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Ann Telnaes's avatar

Oh, I will. Meeting up with some overseas cartooning colleagues:)

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Mike Thweatt's avatar

That IS the devil of course, but he’s not hiding in the stable genius’s mouth. He actually hangs out in the empty space that Trump’s heart and soul used to occupy.

Anytime Trump’s mouth opens and either venom, lies or disinformation isn’t flowing out, Satan pops up to make sure everything is okay.

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Jeanney Kutner's avatar

Maybe consider identifying as a Canadian.

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Rosemary Gregory's avatar

Have a relaxing trip. Look forward to a few postings while you are away.

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Ann Telnaes's avatar

I'm actually going to be working, but will do my best! Thank you.

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Peter Summers's avatar

Number 1 ailment? Chronic incurable GREED!!! Hmmm, tariff relief just announced for cellphones and computers!! Good news. Begs the question though, did Apple pay a king’s ransom (forgive the pun) to Chump for the carve out, after all isn’t that part of the reason for tariffs?

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Phil Kuhn's avatar

The best of luck! Looking forward to many more superb drawn comments from you!

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