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C. Horst's avatar

OMG! Love, love, love the double entendres visually with the tie. Man if he wasn’t such a disaster and hurting so many living things, I’d be laughing. A, you amaze me. Thank you for your pointed pen 🥸

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Audrey Eve's avatar

The tie tells all!

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C. Horst's avatar

Totally, what a loser.

It’s difficult for me not to hold all those district attorneys and ny state attorneys general who didn’t deal with him years ago responsible. Thinking, let him be him someone else’s problem. Well, now he is a global problem ☹️Thank the Lord for Tish James.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Donnie has failed upward during his entire lifelong crime spree.

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retrofocus80's avatar

They did go to court in ny years ago. He lost many times but he doesn’t talk about those (trump university, trump foundation) and many others. There is one in ny which he is appealing for fraud in 2023.

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C. Horst's avatar

He’s not Athena. He did not spring from his father’s head the total ass he is today. There has been a trajectory. I wish Ronan Farrow or someone like Kara Swisher would profile the orange malevolent thing, but then they have to hire bodyguards and attorneys ☹️

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Lillian's avatar

C. Horst, you got that right!!!!! I hear that a lot of ex-repubs have hired security for themselves and their families.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Ditto! In fact, I shared it with my Democrats Abroad Regional group and book club.

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CathNYC's avatar

Our toddler-in-chief

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John M Dooley's avatar

Word on the street is Trump will rename the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden's Fault.

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Phil Kuhn's avatar

ROTFLMAO!!!

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Ann Wick's avatar

Finally Trump,s 2 doll comment was compared to Marie Antoinette’s “Let them eat cake”. So much of the last 100 days (and so many of Trump’s wealthy contributors) shows no EMPATHY for those who struggle. It is sickening.

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C. Killion's avatar

Empathy? Are you nuts?! The billionaires would like nothing better than to reduce people

To plantation slaves… their plantations, factories and coal mines. Florida/ weakening child labor laws; its flori-duh, would you expect anything else?

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Kathryn Pierce's avatar

Perfect! I especially like that the Covid germs ate his tie, LOL. You are a national treasure.

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Connie's avatar

So true!!

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Ruth L Barrens's avatar

Brilliantly stated, Ann.

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Susan C Shea's avatar

Love the image of him with that idiot's horn helmet! And the stock crash tie!

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Lawrence Gottlieb's avatar

Ann, you're 10x more valuable than my WaPo script!!

Fuck Bezos, now and forever

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Connie's avatar

Exactly!

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Mary Roeser's avatar

The Convicted Felon lives in a fairyland of his own creation in which he never does anything wrong. He even says he never does anything wrong. Whatever is done wrong is, in his fantasy world, done wrong by someone else, but never by him. It is usually whoever is his bête noire du jour who is the culprit, whether that be President Biden, President Obama, Hillary Clinton, a judge, a prosecutor, one of his flunkies, or whoever is the designated scapegoat at that moment. These people are always out to get him.

He would never admit to breaking anything. It is always someone else's fault.

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Dan Beach's avatar

Hilarious, and maddening. We are not better in any way from Trump. Historically, everything he has touched is reverse-Midas; it all turns to shit. And now our fair country? God help us all.

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retrofocus80's avatar

Ann, you nailed it again. I’m so happy you came to Substack 😊

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阳光's avatar

For the past several months, George Orwell's "Animal Farm" has come to mind. While Napoleon (Trump) has used may scapegoats, Snowball (Biden) has consistently been his favorite person to blame.

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Charles G Haacker's avatar

When in doubt, blame Biden. When not in doubt, blame Biden. When desperately grasping for the Best Words to string together, blame Biden.

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Julius Marold's avatar

Sunshine, be sure and see Andy Borowitz today wherein, Trump blames Biden for Eric!

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Jeff Lazar's avatar

Agent Orange will never take responsibility for anything...even thought we've known since Viet Nam that Agent Orange kills everything it touches and causes cancer.

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Gee Brandenburg's avatar

Excellent analogy!

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Jeff Lazar's avatar

Thank you kindly

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Kathleen Reilly Mannix's avatar

He blamed China, Antifa, President Biden. You do a great job with Blamey McBlameface.

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Nadine Roddy's avatar

The buck stops somewhere else.

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Dave Parker's avatar

Roy Cohn taught him well: always attack; deny everything; always claim victory!

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